Anti-Hero Barbie
Life in plastic is not so fantastic. Am I the only one who didn't L-O-V-E this movie? I have lots of questions and one theory.
I finally saw Barbie while lying on the couch in sweatpants last weekend.
[Spoilers ahead.]
As I tipped the Tate's chocolate chip cookie bag to my mouth to get the last crumbs, Barbie gasped at her encroaching cellulite. Soon, Weird-Barbie tells her, "You're gonna start getting sad, mushy, and complicated."
"No!" Screams Barbie and e…
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